Break ups are pretty hard…you know it, I know it. No matter how strong of a person you think you may be, once a break up happens, it’s not exactly the best feeling in the world.
Let’s take G-Dragon for example. We’re not 100% sure whether he went through a break up or not, but in recent posts on his social networking sites, he’s pretty much been so emo, his life should be turned into a new K-Drama.
But if a K-drama based on his tweets doesn’t emerge at least we’ve learned something from his pain. Here’s “How To Deal with a Break-up” (as told by G-Dragon).
STEP 1: BE VAGUE. SAY IT’S A GLOOMY SUNDAY WHEN IT’S REALLY A BEAUTIFUL DAY
Step 2: POST A TON OF DRUNKEN TWEETS THEN DELETE THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR AFTER
GD: “Starting today, let’s do something with the songs that were left out in our company (*NOTE: Unreleased songs that were cut from albums)”
“I kinda have a lot of them.”
“Ah so embarrassing. I talked nonsense yesterday. It doesn’t mean anything so just forget about it. Aigoo how embarrassing.”
STEP 3: UNFOLLOW THE ALLEGED EX ON INSTAGRAM
GD was rumored to be dating a model, Kiko from Japan and they allegedly broke up. So she unfollowed him, then he unfollowed her - OOOOO DRAMA
STEP 4: EXPRESS HOW MUCH YOUR LIFE SUCKS BY POSTING SAD VIDEOS AND EMO PICS ON TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM. BE EVEN MORE VAGUE
STEP 5: DROP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND GO ON VACATION
STEP 6: UNFOLLOW EVERYONE ON YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT FOR NO REASON. THIS INCLUDES YOUR BESTIES AND LABEL MATES
STEP 7: MAKE A PRIVATE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT AND MAKE A VAGUE INSTAGRAM USERNAME THAT SHOWS YOU’RE EMO AS HELL
STEP 8: LIE LOW AND STAY COOL
If you follow these steps, guaranteed you have dealt with your break up… GD style! Will you be taking these steps after your next breakup?
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