#TOSFriday: My Bias is Embarrassing

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We love K-pop. If there was a word stronger than deep, unconditional, forgiven love, it would be THE word to use to explain how most fans feel about K-pop. Like love, Hallyu is a strong devastating wave that ravages our lives in the form of fashion, music, dance, and of course pretty faces and rock-hard as…abs.

Let me reiterate, WE LOVE K-POP and our biases. We love them so much that even when they embarrass us in front of our non K-pop friends and judgmental family members, we ride for them even harder. Because that’s how sprung we are for K-pop (cue to “Crazy” by Son Dambi) . I am convinced these people put some ear crack in their music to get us so addicted. But just because we are koo-koo crazy for K-pop doesn’t mean we can’t air out our grievances once in our while. So we had to ask:

 

AS EXPECTED, SOME YOU HAD A LOT TO SAY

I GUESS HE REALLY WAS IN THE MOMENT HUH! THAT’S TAKING FAN-SERVICE TO THE NEXT LEVEL

WHAT IS GOING ON. WHAT IS HE DOING. AND WHY IS HE DOING IT. OPPA IS…DOGGY STYLE. OOOOOOH THAT SOUNDS KINKY! I LIKES.

AND THEN THERE ARE SOME FANS WHO TOOK THE TIME TO AIR OUT THEIR THIRST EVEN IN THE TRENCHES OF AWKWARDNESS

 

 WE GET IT! CL IS HOT. BUUUUUT DID YOU READ THE QUESTION?

 AND THEN THERE IS THIS:

 HUH!

Can I get some of whatever he is on? Anyone? Lay?

AWWWWW! YOU’RE SO AWKWARD WE COULD DIE. REALLY DUDE YOU’RE KILLING US SO PLEASE HAJIMA! YOU’RE ON AEGYO TIME OUT, ZICO.

 WHO…WHAT…HUH! *BOWS HEAD DOWN IN SHAME* WAEEEEEEEE! *WAILS*

THAT EMBARRASSING MOMENT WHEN BIAS(ES) LOOK BETTER CROSS-DRESSING AS GIRLS THAN YOU DO

EVERYTHING IS FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY PULLS A GROIN MUSCLE. #SMDH

 

 

Please make it stop!

 

TO SHADE OR NOT TO SHADE – THAT IS THE QUESTION.

     

#CLAH (CACKLE LIKE A HEN)

SO THIS IS WHY SM KEEPS THEM IN THE DUNGEON, HUH! ONLY SUJU KNOWS HOW TO EMBARRASS AND ENTERTAIN YOU AT THE SAME TIME. 

 

 OOOOOOKAY!

AND THEN THERE IS THIS GUY. A BREED UNTO HIS OWN.

SOMETIMES OUR BIASES CHANGE OUR WHOLE EXISTENCE INTO A PERPETUAL FACEPALM

AND SOMETIMES THEY EVEN MAKE US QUESTION OUR SANITY

 INDEED MY FRIEND, EMBARRASSMENT HAS NO LANGUAGE BARRIERS AND IT’S ALSO VERY CONTAGIOUS…ANYONE CAN GET IT…

ESPECIALLY THE AHJUSSIS. THEY ARE THE ONES WITH THE WEAKEST IMMUNE SYSTEMS AFTER ALL. SO THEY’VE GOT IT THE WORST.

AND FOR THE FINALE WE GIVE YOU THE SNAKE CHARMER/MAHARAJAHS, THE PENISES AND THE GREEN PRINCESS

Dear K-pop we love you just the way you are. Please don’t ever change.